You Destroy Those Things You Love; Lest You Let Them, Destroy You.

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nebulasnovasandnightsky:

look if you unironically say ‘money can’t buy happiness’ then either you’ve never faced a real financial struggle or you’ve achieved enlightenment, because goddamn does financial security feel an awful lot like happiness when it’s something you’re not used to

jungwildeandfree:

sueslayer:

 
This is actually really funny if you think about it. I mean, there was totally some sort of ghost or demon about to kill her but then that sheet blew straight into its face and it was so embarrassed that it decided to disappear.

Tremble, mortal, for I am Zerendikos, and I will drag your howling soul to—
*flump*
AH SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS IT’S ALL OVER MY FACE
FUCK 
WHAT IS THAT SMELL
IS THAT FUCKING FEBREEZE
FUCK DAMMIT SHIT FORGET THIS I’M OUT 

jungwildeandfree:

sueslayer:

 

This is actually really funny if you think about it. I mean, there was totally some sort of ghost or demon about to kill her but then that sheet blew straight into its face and it was so embarrassed that it decided to disappear.

Tremble, mortal, for I am Zerendikos, and I will drag your howling soul to—

*flump*

AH SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS IT’S ALL OVER MY FACE

FUCK 

WHAT IS THAT SMELL

IS THAT FUCKING FEBREEZE

FUCK DAMMIT SHIT FORGET THIS I’M OUT 

(Source: theconjuringmovie)

When it goes off I’ll be fine. It only effects computers remember?

(Source: silviantauriel)

churboose:

This is how I ship Tex/Donut

applesun202:

Finding your OTP is a lot like finding the love of your life. You cant sleep and all the songs on the radio make sense.

ticcytx:

When someone starts to ship a couple because of you

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mostlycatsmostly:

Leo and Susie (by Photographs by Rachel)

churboose:

Alright! A not crappy iPhone picture. Genderbends of Tucker, Sister, Simmons, Grif, and Sarge!

churboose:

Alright! A not crappy iPhone picture. Genderbends of Tucker, Sister, Simmons, Grif, and Sarge!

"People run from rain but
sit
in bathtubs full of
water."
---

Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)

Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”

(via coolestpriest)

(Source: cachaemic)

janesfoster:

Anon asked:  Natasha’s widow bites or Clint’s arrows?

aesirthor:

fangirl challenge: actors [2/7] » robert downey jr.

A Random Viking Fact I Found Out

jackthevulture:

little-danish-pastry:

nordicphile:

viking-gods-of-metal:

When a viking mistreats his lady, she may cut off his junk and hang it in her home.

Also:

  • Women were in charge of the household’s money because they were believed to be magic and have the ability to see into the future.
  • If a woman divorced her viking husband, he would be shamed for being divorced.
  • Men weren’t even allowed to touch a woman’s hand if she had not agreed to it or he would be punished by law.

VIKINGS

(Source: sam-wilson)

colonelrogers:

"It’s like sleeping on a marshmallow"

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chesterloaf:

fartgallery:

i donate blood in the hopes that my blood will overpower theirs and take control of their body so i will gain another vessel to use as my own

why am I reblogging this?

it appears my blood has been successful